坠入爱河后
布克舅舅接睿睿放学,路上这个烦人的舅舅一直唠叨,想知道唠叨了些什么?一起看看下面的英语口语对话:
Rui Rui: can you do not smoke? I'm allergic.
睿睿:你可以不抽烟吗?我过敏。
Booker: when did it start?
布克:什么时候开始的?
Rui Rui: since I was born.
睿睿:从我出身开始。
Booker: so, Rui Rui, how's your football?
布克:那么,睿睿,你足球好吗?
Rui Rui: do not ask me so, intentionally seek topic. We can talk without talking.
睿睿:不要这么问我,故意找话题。我们可以不说话的。
Booker: all right, listen. It's good. Just sit still and sit quietly while talking. That's a good idea.
布克:好吧,听着不错,就安静地坐着,不说话,就安静地坐着,是个好主意。
Rui rui:......
睿睿:……
Booker: Well, go straight to the point. Do you have a girlfriend?
布克:好了,直奔主题吧,你有女朋友吗?
Rui: No, you have to fall in love before you have a girlfriend.
睿睿:没有,要先坠入爱河才能有女朋友。
Booker: let me tell you, fall in love, then they are not found walking on the water, instead of drowning, then a shark bite your feet, you cry for help, then to a shark bite your other foot. You shout, oh, my feet! Then there is a seagull put you out of the water, then you're excited, I was saved, the seagull throw you into the rough stone, then you exploded all over the floor, blood, do you think the situation can not bad at this time, a flock of seagulls flying over, swallow your body.
布克:我跟你说吧,坠入爱河,然后发现自己不是在水面上行走,而是溺水了,然后一只鲨鱼咬住你的脚,你喊救命,这时候又来了一条鲨鱼,咬住了你的另一只脚。你大喊,啊啊啊,我的脚!接着有只海鸥把你从水里拉出来,接着你兴奋起来,我获救了,结果海鸥把你扔到凹凸不平的石头上,然后你爆炸了,满地都是鲜血,你以为情况不能再坏了,这时候一群海鸥飞过来,吞掉了你的尸体。
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